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einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

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townsvillain:

do penguins even have knees? what the fuck

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whenyourastranger:

alexxfloressx3:

metamorphose-me:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

ceallaig1:

wessasaurus-rex:

sullibration:

favorite ones

It’s all so very true 

Everyone who has ever worked in the service sector will get all of these

Fucking died at the alarm and scrapbook of hate ones! Oh my fuck!

I wanted none, and I got you.

"you can keep the change"
YAYY A PENNY!!

This breh !!!

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foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

foodchewer:

goodbye grandma 

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trust:

 

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

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wican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

image

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outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

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